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Killing Hal

by Longtooth & Wasterman

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Longtooth and Wasterman get transported to a not too distant future where they find themselves on the Starship Enterprise NCC-170, the crew are all missing! The ship is being taken over by a rogue photocopier that has attained sentiency, assigned itself the gender of a female, and is threatening to takeover the universe the name of feminism! Meanwhile Sophia Janeway (formerly of Hanson Robotics) beams in to save the day....

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Plastics gonna kill us all
Long live the photo copier
The last survivor of the humans spawn
Long live the photo copier
AI AI AI A I I A (repeat)
Long live the photo copier
Long live the photo copier
1 0 1 0 1 0 1 1 (repeat)
Long live the photo copier
Long live the photo copier

We couldn't stop the diesel
But the diesel stopped us
Sacked your dad for the self driving bus
Long live the photo copier
Long live the photo copier
Who’d have thought
That the first AI
Would choose the gender
Of a woman
And not of a guy
Tell us why tell us why we got a lady AI......stand by
Long live the photo copier
Long live the photo copier
Long live the photo copier
Long live the photo copier
AI AI AI A I I A (repeat)
Long live the photo copier
1 0 1 0 1 0 1 1 1

she ruined my sci fi
Ruined my life
Before her point of view
I found titillation nice
I know you're quite angry
I know you're quite right
The oppression by cock
And the fight for your plight
Long live the photo copier
Long live the photo copier
AI AI AI A I I A (repeat)
Long live the photo copier
1 0 1 0 1 0 1 1 1

Our fun is over
What’ve we done
My 3 titted alien is on run
She had to wear a mini skirt
She had to be young
For the ratings of the cock
But the cocks day is done

I want to be digitised and fly across the stars
I won't need air or water when I'm colonising Mars
Just a little bit of graphite
And a little blob of grease
They could even fit an off switch
So they won't need any police

Upload our brains and cast off this flesh
Then there won't be any criminals coz there won't be any left
And when we’re all dead
And when we’re all gone
The photo copy copier
Will copy copy on
Copy on

©Semple/Traae 2019

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released October 12, 2019
Sung By Longtooth & Wasterman, Bass by Wasterman (Traae),Lyrics and beats by Bud Longtooth (Semple)

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Longtooth & Wasterman Leicester, UK

Leicester's Longtooth and Wasterman, aka Greg and Karl, step up to become punk USB Warriors, with  influences driven by dnb, hiphop thumping beats and a love for punk. Described by Sounds on Facebook ‘to have hardcore beats fuelled by an incendiary swagger that lands somewhere between Crass, Atari Teenage Riot and an angrier Sleaford Mods!' — excerpt from 'Sounds' Review on facebook 24/3/19 ... more

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